Indiana Groans and the Temple of Bigotry

Hasslein Publishing proudly sells books to anyone, whether gay, straight, bisexual or a bigot from Indiana. We don't discriminate. Whoever you choose to date, we'll sell you a book—and even a second one for your boyfriend or girlfriend. If you're a homophobe from Indiana who refuses to read books sold by companies that sell books to non-straight people... well, heck, we'll STILL sell you a book—and we'll even sell you a second one for your favorite fellow bigot, to bring to your next government meeting. So in the name of equality, open-mindedness and all-inclusive geekdom, come on down to Hasslein and order as many of our titles as you'd like. We don't care who you sleep with, who you fall in love with or who you treat unkindly because of an aspect of their personal lives that is none of your damn business—all we care about is what you read.