A Much-Anticipated Delivery From the Future

by Rich Handley

Ding dong...

Oh... is that the doorbell I hear?

I should probably go answer it.

Yes? Oh, hello, Mr. UPS driver.

What's that you say? You have a package for me?

Great, thanks. I was hoping you might.

I'll just open up the cardboard packaging, and...

Hey, check it out—it's the proof copy of the Back to the Future Lexicon.

Great Scott, this looks even better than I'd hoped it would.